Coders and techies will enjoy these. Heck, only real coders will UNDERSTAND them...
The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH!!'.
The three most dangerous things are a programmer with a soldering iron, a manager who codes, and a user who gets ideas.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't...
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
This message has been brought to you by the language C and the number F.
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred...
To know recursion, you must first know recursion.
True software development embraces consistent inconsistency.
Universe.SYS corrupted. Reboot? [Y/N]
Unix, BASIC, C, PASCAL, APL, ADA, and PROFANITY spoken here.
VI VI VI The editor of the beast.
Whip me. Beat me. Make me maintain AIX.
You know you're obsessed with computer graphics when you're outside and you look up at the trees and think, "Wow! That's spectacular resolution!"
You know you've spent too much time on the computer when you spill milk and the first thing you think is, 'edit, undo.'
You've heard about the computer programmer that died while washing his hair in the shower. The instructions said, 'Lather, rinse, repeat.'
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