Sometimes I find a sig that sums it all up. Says it all in one line or less. A sig that makes you go hmmm...
I'm very responsible, when ever something goes wrong they always say I'm responsible.
I suffer from chronic apathy, I was going to go see a docter about it, but I didn't really care.
If it wasn't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college... - Lewis Black
Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." - Bert Leston Taylor
"A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most." -George Bernard Shaw
"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them." - E.V. Lucas
"If we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time." - Edith Wharton
"Just say no" prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
'We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience.'
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. - Herbert Prochnow
A classic is a book that is much praised yet rarely read.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble, then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
A gentle stream can split a mountain, given enough time.
A language is a dialect with an army.
A rose by any other name would still attract aphids.
A rumour without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
A self-addressed envelope would be addressed 'envelope'.
A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of coloured ribbon. - Napoleon Boneparte
A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.
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