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Coolsig's got the whole crew! Bones, Spock, and Kirk, who are all waiting for you to send in some more sigs, cause 18 is just not enough!

"First, a hologram, then a borg, and now the wong twin?" - Tom Paris "At least I'm consistant" - Harry Kim (talking about Harry's previous involvements)

"Bones! Help this man, he's injured!"
"Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a ... oh, ummm, yeah."

"Captain, I cannot believe my ears!" - Spock

"He's ALIVE, Jim. Where did I go wrong?"

"He's BREAD, Jim." - McCoy after a tragic transporter accident while visiting planet Pillsbury.

"Scotty, beam us aboard". "Aye, sir. Will a 2x4 do?"

"Very funny Scotty, now beam me down my clothes..." - Kirk

"We're StarFleet officers, Mr. Kim. Weird's just part of the job" - Captain Janeway, Star Trek: Voyager

'Borg? Sounds Swedish.' - Lily, Star Trek First Contact

AAAAAGGGGHHHH" - Any "Classic" Star Trek Security officer sometime during the show.

He's DEAD, Jim. You grab his tricorder, I'll get his wallet.

How many ears does Mr. Spock have? Three, a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear.

Kirk: To heck with the Prime Directive, I want to sleep with that girl!

Real Trekkies work out at the 'He's Dead Gym'.

Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim.

Spock to Kirk at his annual review: "I'm tired or wearing the same shirt and I can't afford a good haircut."

To HELL with the Prime Directive.... FIRE!!! - Kirk

"No Bones, we won't beam up the Klingon who says he is injured. His words are about as real as my hair." - James T. Kirk

'I'm Dead Jim'. - Deforest Kelly's final words to William Shatner

Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an actor!



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