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The Yo-Yo is very difficult to explain. It was first perfected by the well-known Chinese fighter pilot Yo-Yo Noritake. He also found it difficult to explain, being quite devoid of English. - Sqd leader K.G. Holland, RAF

There are only two types of aircraft... fighters and targets. - Major Doyle "Wahoo" Nicholson, USMC

Are there any experienced suicide bombers?

You, you, and you: Panic. The rest of you, come with me.

'Our voyages are very educational... We learn about the natives before we slaughter them.' - Nescaf (Asterix and the Normans)

'Who Dares, Wins.' - British Special Air Service

A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit. - the Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations.

Air force definition of explosives: A loud noise followed by the sudden going away of what was once there a second ago.

Always remember your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

Any ship can be a minesweeper... once.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate -- the bombs always hit the ground.

Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.

Don't draw fire. It irritates the people around you.

Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.

Don't look conspicuous: it draws fire.

Don't run, you'll only die tired. - Army Snipers

Face this way towards enemy. (Printed on Claymore mines).

Five second fuses only last three seconds.

Friendly fire - isn't.

If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been born with green, baggy skin.

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.

If the enemy is in range, so are you.

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