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Cage: I'll do my best. Connery: Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. Cage: Carla was the prom queen. - Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage in "The Rock"

Husbands should be like Kleenex; soft, strong, and disposable - Mrs. White from Clue

Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. - Galadriel, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Why do men love staring at themselves in the mirror? Because objects in mirror may appear larger than they are. - Mel Gibson, What Women Want

We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor that we are aware of. - Men In Black

All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband. - Marie, When Harry met Sally

But you hate people!
But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic? - Clerks

Death cannot stop true love, what it can do is delay it for a while - Westley, 'The Princess Bride'

Do you think either sex out there is perfect at relationships? Yeah, he cuts my hair. - Amy and Danny in Love Life

Harold P. Warren (writer/director/producer) is a fertilizer salesman from El Paso. Coincidence? - from the listing under the trivia section of the IMDB listing for one of the worst movies ever made, 'Manos, the Hands of Fate.'

Have you ever danced with the Devil by the pale moonlight? - Jack Nicholson, The Joker in Batman

I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. - Kevin Spacey, American Beauty

I had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount. - Harry, When Harry met Sally

I have two words for you: Seek help! - Ghost Busters

I wonder what those flashing red lights mean?
Well, red usually means 'caution'... or 'beef', if it's a bouillon cube. - Robin Williams and Joan Cusack, Toys

I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than an eternity without it. One. - Nicholas Cage, City of Angels

I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go. - Rose in Titanic. Several seconds later, poor little Jack sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic...

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a little bit scary. - Sliding Doors

I'm your huckleberry. - Val Kilmer, Tombstone

It could be love, could be an aneurism - Brendan Fraser, Mrs. Winterbourne

It's been swell, but the swellings gone down. - Lori Petty, Tank Girl

It's the same things your whole life. Clean up your room!, Stand up straight!, Pick up your feet!, Take it like a man!, Be nice to your sister!, Don't mix beer and wine, ever!. Oh yeah, and DON'T drive on the railroad track! - Phil Connors, in Groundhog Day (1993)

Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop to look around once in a while you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Men are shameless. If you're not thinking with your wiener, you're acting directly on its behalf. - Skylar (Minnie Driver) in Good Will Hunting


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