If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Sometimes I just want to feel pretty. - Dennis Rodman
Who wants to put on a leotard and get screamed at? - Lisa Simpson on gymnastics.
A Well Balanced Soccer Player Has A Beer In Each Hand!
Crew (Rowing) is the only sport in the world where an athlete is encouraged to sit on his butt and go backwards!
For the rich, there's therapy. For the rest of us, there is fishing.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Give blood - play hockey.
I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
If people concentrated on the really important stuff in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing rods.
If you can't break your nose at it, it ain't a sport. - Tim Wilson
In soccer, pain is temporary... pride is forever!!
Luge is the only sport where you can die during the event and still win.
My drinking team has a soccer problem.
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors. - Frank Gifford
Soccer players do it for 90 minutes in 11 different positions.
Some people think football is a matter of life or death, but it's far more important than that. - Bill Shankley
The discus throwers got the best seats at all the crucifixions. - Xander (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
There's a reason they call guys on the soccer field 'players'.
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
You got to have a lot of balls, to play golf the way I do!
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