As your best friend wallows in the depths of emotional distress, you seek the perfect words. Here they are:
"He's as fast as the Lead Cat in a dog sled Team"
"No matter how bad it gets, if you're still alive it's just another bad day."
As you slide down the banister of life, may their be no splinters pointing the wrong way.
Bald Guys never have a bad hair day.
Don't worry about bad days, there are going to be plenty more of them.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
May the forces of evil become lost and confused on the way to your house.
May the Good Lord take a liking to you... but not too soon.
May the saddest day of you future be no worse than the happiest day of your life.
May you be in heaven a half hour before the Devil knows your dead.
May you have the hindsight to know where you have been, the foresight to know where you are going, and the insight to know when you have gone too far...
May you live as long as you want - and never want as long as you live.
May your trouble be like the old man's teeth... few and far between.
Never frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
What would you attempt to do, If you knew you couldn't fail?
You can't fly if you're not happy.
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