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A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine.

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." - Carl Sagan

"Today, everybody remembers Galileo. How many can name the bishops and professors who refused to look through his telescope?" - James Hogan, Mind Matters

'I used to stick my head in really large magnetic fields and induce the current in my mouth. It tasted sour' My physics professor

'It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it.' --Albert Einstein in 'Albert Einstein: The Human Side'

2nd Law of Thermodynamics: Chaos will Reign.

31.69 nHz = once a year.

A bristlecone pine is just a fire's way of making another fire.

A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems.

A red sign on the door of a physics professor: 'If this sign is blue, you're going too fast.'

A vibration is a motion that can't make up its mind which way it wants to go.

Actually officer, if you factor in the earth's rotation, we were all speeding.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix - PLEASE don't drink and derive.

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain. And as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Einstein

Barium: What you do with dead chemists.

Be careful with water -- it's full of hydrogen and oxygen!

Biology grows on you.

Black holes suck.

Black holes were created when God divided by 0.

Color... it's just a pigment of your imagination.

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Einstein never accepted quantum mechanics because of this element of chance and uncertainty. He said: God does not play dice. It seems that Einstein was doubly wrong. The quantum effects of black holes suggests that not only does God play dice, He sometimes throws them where they cannot be seen. - Steven Hawking

Entropy - it's a tough job, but somebody's got to undo it.

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