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Due to the phenomenal number of Coolsig visitors that have parents (almost 94%) the site would be less than complete without a section dedicated to Parenting.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

You can learn many things from children; how much patience you have, for instance!

"There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it." - Chinese Proverb.

A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Becoming aware of my character defects leads me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents.

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Children will soon forget your presents; they will always remember your presence. - Dobson

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing.

Ever notice that a human baby doesn't walk until it's tall enough to reach a parent's hand?

Familiarity breeds children.

Give your children these two things. One is roots, the other, wings.

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex. - Jack Handy

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job." - Roseanne

I love to give homemade gifts... which one of my kids do you want?

I was explaining to my daughter that she couldn't always have everything she wanted, and said: 'You can't have your cake and eat it too.' Without skipping a beat she replied: 'Then I just won't eat ALL of it!'

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I'll put shoes on my cat.

If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. If Daddy ain't happy, don't nobody care!

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