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Ever failed a personality test? Been turned down for a job, even after the interview? If so, maybe you need to know more about yourself. You must not be expressing the inner YOU well enough. Whenever you're not sure of yourself, Coolsig is. Simply insert the below info about you directly into application forms, resumes, etc. The possibilities are endless.

My grandpa told me to remember two things in life. Look out for Number One and remember your number. - Orville Cogswell

A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.

A Nobel Peace Prize? I would KILL for one of those.

All right! I know I'm in there! If I don't come out with my hands up, I'm coming in after me!

An egotist is a person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.

Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.

As far as I'm concerned, there won't be a Beatles reunion as long as John Lennon remains dead.

As I learn the innermost secrets of people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep quiet.

As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Do not disturb. I had a hard enough time getting turbed in the first place.

Fear not my insanity, fear the mind it protects.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over!

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.

I always win. Except when I lose, but then I just don't count it.

I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.

I am having an out of money experience.

I am learning that criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

I am the one your parents warned you about.

I am the world's greatest authority on my own opinion.

I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.

I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.


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