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Sigs for those sad, pitiful folk (like your humble webmaster) who spend way too much time in front of a monitor, when they could be in front of... a much bigger monitor! Hehe, Is the net your home? These are for you.

"Can I Get Online Dot Com ?" --Allison (age 4)

"How to Buy and Set Up a Computer". Step One: Get Valium - Dave Barry

<LIFE><!----Insert boring stuff here----></LIFE>

A 14.4 modem makes you want to get out and push!

A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?

A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Send' button.

BTW, FWIW, IMHO, AFAIK, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not. YMMV.

Calm down -- it's only ones and zeroes.

Dawn is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.

Don't make me use uppercase...

Email is packaged by intellectual weight, not volume. Some settling of contents may have occurred during transmission.

Freedom of speech is wonderful - right up there with the freedom not to listen.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

He who laughs last is at 300 baud.

Home is where you hang your @

I couldn't afford a cool signature, so I just got this one.

I'm pink therefore I'm Spam.

Murphy's best friend was a computer.

Seen on the back of a dirty car: washme.com

Someday I'll find that peer and reset his connection!

Spam of the future: "For temporary relief of nymphomania reply to this email."

The e-mail of the species is deadlier than the mail.

The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?

The Web isn't better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.


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