Whether you love felines or canines, you'll find what you're looking for in the litterbox. Make vague pawing motions when you're done... thanks.
"ANY question addresed to a cat can be counted rhetorical." - E. Miller
'A dog may be the only opportunity a human has to choose a relative.' -- Mordecai Siegal
'Happiness is a warm puppy' - Charles Schultz (1922-2000)
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. - Ellen Perry Berkeley
At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.
Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. - Joseph Wood Krutch
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit. - John S. Nichols
Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right. - Terry Pratchett
Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. - Joseph Wood Krutch
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, I got him with a 12-gauge.
Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly. - Arnold Edinborough
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But put him in a car and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window.
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.
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