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Coders and techies will enjoy these. Heck, only real coders will UNDERSTAND them... Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... Behind every good computer... is a jumble of wires 'n stuff. Being married to a programmer is like having a cat. You talk to it but you're never really sure if it hears you, much less comprehends what you say. Beta testers who lie! Next time on Geraldo! Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for 'still doesn't work.' BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne 'Stumpy' Stroustrup C Programmers do it recursively. C.O.B.O.L - Completely Obsolete Boring Old Language. Calculating in binary code is as easy as 01,10,11. Carpe Aptenodytes! (Seize the Penguins!) Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. cthread. cthread_fork(). Fork, thread, fork! Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good. And when it is bad, it is better than nothing. - Dick Brandon Drag me, drop me, treat me like an object! During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. - Al Gore, March 9, 1999: On CNN's Late Edition End User (V): An act the Customer Support Staff wishes to carry out. (Known variant is "Disastrously End User" depending upon the magnitude of the stupidity.) - Anis Shiekh Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... Epigram: Ada is the 400-pound gorilla of programming languages. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. Error: Sector not found -- search behind couch? (Y/N) Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven... FATAL ERROR! SYSTEM HALTED! - Press any key to do nothing... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) Go to page previous 1 2 3 4 5 next The folks who created Coolsig want to help you stop procrastinating and get more done in much less time. Sign up below and we'll send you our Free Report right away. |
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