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Music. Food for soul and heart.

Music soothes the savage beast...unless it's polka.

Music is the science of manipulating emotion through sound. - Angus Gray

Music washes from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

New music is old music played twice as fast and half as well. - James Douglass Morrison

Somebody said to me, 'But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.' That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, 'Now, let's write a swimming pool.' - Paul McCartney

There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. - J. S. Bach

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Thelonius Monk

'All music is folk music, I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.' - Louis Armstrong

'Bono, If you still havenít found what youíre looking for, check behind the drum kit'. - Larry Mullen

'I blow harder.' 'Well... I bang harder.' - true conversation between a trumpeter and a drummer - Jay Chan

'Music is a moral law- it gives wings to the mind, A soul to the universe, Flight to the imagination, A charm to sadness, A life to everything.' - Plato

'Some people crave baseball. I find this unfathomable, however, I do understand how someone could get excited about playing a bassoon.' -Frank Zappa

'You have to stick with it. Sometimes you are going to be so frustrated you want to give up the guitar. But all of this is just part of learning, because if you stick with it, you are going to be rewarded.' Jimi Hendrix, October 1968

And on the eighth day, God created bagpipes. Now why is this day never acknowledged, again?

Anything too stupid to be said... is sung.

Classical music is the kind that you keep thinking will turn into a tune.

Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.

Due to the confusion from too many genres of music, we have decided to put both country music and rap music into the genre of Crap music.

I'm a fermata - hold me.

if it's not baroque, don't fix it!

Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa

John Lennon --> ///o-o\\\

Music is the art of thinking with sounds.

Music: a complex organization of sounds that is set down by the composer, incorrectly interpreted by the conductor, who is ignored by the musicians, and followed by the audience.


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