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"Bother," said Pooh, "Eeyore, ready two photon torpedoes and lock phasers on the Heffalump. Piglet, meet me in transporter room three. Christopher Robin, you have the bridge."

"Captain, could I play some jazz?"
"Make it soul, No. 1"

"Cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty." - Troi

"Ensign, fire at will"
"Ahhhh, captain, I'd rather fire at Wesley!"

"Everyone, stand back. He's got a magnet!" - Data

"I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be ...ooooh donuts!"

"I can't believe it. I've heard of this disease." - Beverly

"I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage." - Troi

"In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to be used as a floatation device." - Commander Data, Star Trek Insurrection

"We've secretly switched the dilithium crystals with new Folger's Crystals... let's watch what happens."

'It's bad luck to die on empty stomach.' G'kar, Babylon 5

* <---- Tribble . <---TRIBBLE.ZIP

<-*-o-*-o-*-o-*-o-*--- Tribble & onion kabob.

Blonde Klingons: Because it was a good day to dye!

Borger King: Have it our way, your way is irrelevant.

Captain Picard: "Mr. Worf, your impression?"
Worf: "I'm sorry Captain, I don't do impressions."

Captain's log, stardate 41358.2. I am nailed to the hull.

Ensign Walnut approaches Dr. Crusher with caution...

Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here? - Odo

Fate protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise.

Honk if you've slept with Riker.

How come I can never find Troi when I'm mad at her?

If you are talking via communicatior to your captain, remember this, for it is the single most important thing you can learn here at Starfleet Academy... Never give your Captain a straight answer, make sure he has to come on down to the planet and see for himself. Especially if you are serving on the Enterprise.

It's the Borg! Quick, everyone try and look useless!


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