To find out the REAL meaning behind a fortune cookie, add the words 'in bed' to it.
A hug is a great gift - one size fits all and its easy to exchange
AAAH! You broke my fortune cookie!
Be yourself. Who else knows how?
Confucius say - 'He who stands on toilet is high on pot'
Error 404: Fortune not found
Help, I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!
Ignore previous cookie
In God we trust, but others must pay cash!
May the dragon of life only roast your hot-dogs and never burn your buns!
Next time read the fortune befo... [bitten off]
Sorry no fortune today. Enjoy your cookie.
That wasn't chicken...
The person sitting across from you expects you to pay for dinner.
They may crush your cookie but you always have your fortune.
Those who think outside the box often find that they have only exchanged one box for another.
You are hungry for Fortune East Chinese Food! Call 555-2112 to appease stomach.
You love Chinese food.
You will be healthier if you eat more chinese food.
You're still hungry, eat another fortune cookie.
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