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It is my fondest hope that you are reading these while you should be working.   Isn't that what the net's really about anyways?   Sort of a place to go 'researching' while you should be getting stuff done!

I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch.

85% of the worlds work is done by people who don't feel very well - Winston Churchill

Due to the constant fluctuation in customer personalities, we cannot be responsible for the mental stability of any one member of our staff. (Seen in a gas station in Toronto, Ontario, Canada)

It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're working with turkeys. - Jerry Dey

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Remember there's no I in team... (but there is an M and an E)

That's Bill for ya, always sharpening his sleeping skills...

Where the needs of the world and your talents cross, there lies your vocation. - Aristotle

A child of five could understand this! Fetch me a child of five!

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

A commuter is one who never knows how a movie ends because he has to leave early to catch a train to get him back to the country in time to catch a train to bring him back to the city.

A company is known by the people it keeps.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

A morning without coffee is like something without something else.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

After all is said and done, more is said than done.

After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.

Another month ends. All targets met. All systems working. All customers satisfied. All staff eagerly enthusiastic. All pigs fed and ready to fly.

By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

Dear IRS, Please cancel my subscription.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.


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