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No matter where you live, no matter what you do, some of these things are always true.

If we all are here to help others , then what exactly are others here for?

Code of the west: Never squat while wearing spurs.

Get a life or die trying!

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup. France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?"

Written very small on the back poket of a girl's jeans - 'If you can read this, you're WAY too close.'

"Ignore reality. There's nothing you can do about it." - Natalie Imbruglia

"You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it." - Malcolm X

'There are two choices in life-Take it or leave it !' Deb Ben

A fight to the death between zombies has a few inherent problems.

A lost property office is for people to return things they find and don't want.An eternity is very, very long, especially towards the end.

Bibles that are falling apart usually belong to people who are not.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Comedian: You laugh on the outside, but inside you harbor a bitter resentment toward people who have enough money for food.

Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.

My actions are the only ground I have to stand on.T.N.H.

Dont bother wasting your time on people who don't like you.

Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

Everyone is beautiful if you squint a bit.

If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.

If nobody knows the troubles you've seen, then you don't live in a small town.

If the eyes are windows to the soul, your smile is the front door.

If you lost your left arm, your right arm would be left.

Important documents will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.


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