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It's not winning that matters, it's winning in style that matters...

A smart man covers his ass; a wise man leaves his pants on - C.D. Bailey

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned.

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -Mark Twain

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

Always remember to pillage before you burn.

At the end of your rope? Tie a knot and SWING! - Leo Buscaglia, the Hug Doctor

Be consistent(but not all the time).

Be like a postage stamp - stick to one thing until you get there.

Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school- you'll be working for them in the future.

Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.

Be true to your teeth, or they'll be false to you.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.

Become who you are. -Nietzsche

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes too.

Buy land - they've stopped making it. -Mark Twain

Cooking lesson #1: don't fry bacon in the nude.

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it!

Do not hit at all if it can be avoided, but never hit softly. -Theodore Roosevelt

Don't argue with a fool. The spectators can't tell the difference. - Charles j. Nalin

Don't be so humble, you're not that great. - Golda Meir


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