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Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Ad astra per aspera. - To the stars through rough places.

All Scottish food is based on a dare.

An Irishman is not drunk as long as he can hold on to one blade of grass to keep from falling off the world.

Belgium is the only country in the whole world where McDonald's is consistently losing money.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis ad capul tuum saxum immane mittam. - I have a catapult. Give me all the money or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

Die Schnecken sind meine Freunden! - The snails are my friends!

Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia... (then start worrying)

Mochtest du ein Gift? - Would you like a poison?

He promised me earrings, but he only pierced my ears. - Arabian Saying

Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the engineers are German, the administrators are Swiss and the lovers are Italian. Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are British, the engineers are Italian, the administrators are French and the lovers are Swiss.

If Israelites come from Israel, then what come from Paris?

If quiz's come from quizzicles, where to tests come from?

If you don't like the weather in St. Louis, wait 15 minutes.

Love the horse beneath you. - Cossack saying

Macacos me mordam. Monkeys bite me. - Portuguese idiom

Many seek good nights and lose good days. - Dutch Proverb

May God bless those who love us. And those who do not love us, may He turn their hearts. And if He does not turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles so we may know them by their limping. - Irish Blessing.

Non illegitimi carborundum est. - Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Non nobis solum sed toti mundo nati. - Not for ourselves, but for the whole world were we born.

Q. How do you get 400 Canadians out of a public pool.
A. Just shout 'OK, all of you Canadians out of the pool now!'

Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati - When all else fails, play dead.

Que Sera Serf: Life is feudal.

Respondez s'il vous plaid: Honk if you're Scottish.


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