Coders and techies will enjoy these. Heck, only real coders will UNDERSTAND them...
Mac OS X. Because making Unix user-friendly is easier than debugging Windows.
Marketer to coder: "You start coding. I'll go find out what they want."
Mountain Dew and doughnuts... because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
mv bin/laden /dev/null
My operat~1 system unders~1 long filena~1 , does yours?
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
No trees were killed in the creation of this message. However, many electrons were terrible inconvenienced.
Once we've got the bugs ironed out, we'll be running on flat bugs.
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Programmer's Drinking Song: 99 programming bugs in the code/99 programing bugs/Fix one bug/compile it again/now there's 100 bugs in the code! (repeat until bugs==0)
Programmers never die: They just GOSUB without RETURN.
Programming graphics in X is like finding sqrt(pi) using Roman numerals.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. - Rich Cook
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Remaining time multiplied by distress is constant.
RTFM: No just an acronym, it's the LAW!
Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.
Software isn't released, it's allowed to escape.
Spouse: 'What did you do today?' Computer Science Prof: 'I taught some UNIX.' Spouse: 'That's nice, dear. What did you teach them?'
Standards are industry's way of codifying obsolescence.
Students nowadays, complaining they only get 5MBs of disk space! In my day we were lucky if we had one file, and that was /dev/null.
Technical support is how much a minute? Only one other industry charges $3.99 a minute to talk to you, and at least you get some degree of pleasure out of that!
The Geek shall inherit the earth. - Linus 5:5
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