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Science sigs, for science types! Entropy is the tendency of everything going to hell Entropy isn't what it used to be. Entropy: Not just a fad, it's the future! Geologists rock your world. Geology: Subduction leads to Orogeny. Gravity isn't MY fault--I voted for velcro! Gravity... not just a good idea: It's the law. I like angles, but only to a degree. If the Earth is the size of a pea in New York, then the Sun is a beachball 50m away, Pluto is 4km away, and the next nearest star is in Tokyo. Now shrink Pluto's orbit into a coffee cup, then our Milky Way Galaxy fills North America. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. In The Beginning there was nothing, which exploded. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. Little Johnny was a scientist. Little Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4. May the torque be about you. Nature abhors a vacuum. So does my sister's dog. On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out. Particle physicists are always trying to hold a meeting, but whenever they decide on a place, the time changes. Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic... Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. Resolving a transformation is like cleaning a barn - it's hard to get started, but when you're good and dirty, you might as well keep going. Scientists have discovered that time is not real, that we only live in the current moment. But then according to that, they haven't done the research, and don't have anything to back them up. Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny yet measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of the dinosaurs. The tallest ones, anyway. That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder. - Calvin and Hobbes The Benoit/Blamey Theory of Thermo-Sock-Dynamics: Why bother to do laundry, when the inevitable loss of a sock will just increase entropy and contribute to the eventual heat death of the universe anyway? The law of gravity says, "no fair jumping without coming down" Go to page previous 1 2 3 next The folks who created Coolsig want to help you stop procrastinating and get more done in much less time. Sign up below and we'll send you our Free Report right away. |
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