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Ah love. It makes the world spin. Some say the sexes are equal, but I'm inclined to disagree - after all, I'm the man in my house so I always get the last word - 'Yes, dear...'

The lover writes a one word poem, "You."

1st Rule of Daughter-in-Lawhood: Nod and Smile.

A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A relationship is like sand in your hand. If held loosely in the palm of your hand it stays there, but as soon as you close your hand tightly it slips through your fingers.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

Absence makes the heart go wander.

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

Apparently, the knight in shining armor who was supposed to sweep me off of my feet got lost in the woods.

As I gaze upon your beauty, I think to myself, "never have I seen an angel fly so low".

Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

Choose your love wisely. Love your choice always.

Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. - Jackie Mason

Finding the one you love is like finding your special song. The more difficult and elusive the song, the more it's cherished and enjoyed.

Forget love, I'd rather fall into chocolate.

Hate to see you leave, love to watch you go.

Heav'n has no rage, like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury, like a woman scorned. -William Congreve

I am not single, I'm romantically challenged.

I did an unbelievable amount of work in the yard. It's amazing what you can do when your wife puts your mind to it.

I like frogs, and their outlook, and the way they get together in wet places on warm nights and sing about sex. -overheard at the New England Aquarium

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