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We all love to poke fun at politicians, but we must never forget to be thankful that we don't get as much government as we pay for! Saying that an illegal immigrant doesn't deserve to be paid the same wages as an American because he doesn't belong here in the first place is like saying that a person trapped in a well shouldn't be saved because he shouldn't have been playing around the well in the first place. - Maddox The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for "entrepreneur". - George W. Bush I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue. - Richard Nixon Outside of the killings, [Washington] has one of the lowest crime rates in the country - Mayer Marion Barry, Washington DC Walter Mondale: "George Bush doesn't have the manhood to apologies." George Bush: "Well, on the manhood thing, I'll put mine up against his any time." In a general way, we try to anticipate some of your questions so that I can respond "no comment" with some degree of knowledge. - William Baker, CIA spokesman 98% of us Americans are hard-working people. It's the other 2% that give us a bad reputation. Then again, we did elect them. If I had half a mind, I would be a Republican. That Michael Jackson is unbelievable, isn't he? - Al Gore, June 15, 1998 to CHICAGO BULL fans. Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre I took the initiative in creating the internet - Al Gore If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. - George W. Bush More and more of our imports come from overseas. - George W. Bush The next time we elect a president, for God's sake can we do a background check? - David Letterman Anyone who is capable of being elected president should on no account be allowed to do the job - The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy Hey look! It's the two symbols of the Republican Party, an elephant, and a big, fat, sweaty guy who's afraid of change. How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel? - Al Gore, Vanity Fair, Jan, 1999 A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the support of Paul. A statesman who keeps his ear permanently glued to the ground will have neither elegance of posture nor flexibility of movement. - Abba Eban Absolute power corrupts absolutely. All politicians are crooks, but democrats are our crooks. Bureaucracy is a challenge to be overcome by a righteous attitude, tolerance for stupidity and a bulldozer when necessary. By definition, a government has no conscience. Sometimes it has a policy, but nothing more. - Albert Camus Communism is man's exploitation of man. Capitalism is just the opposite. Go to page 1 2 3 next The folks who created Coolsig want to help you stop procrastinating and get more done in much less time. Sign up below and we'll send you our Free Report right away. |
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