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For folks who like to question the status quo, people who think about how the world is, not how 'they' would like us to see it. Sigs for social consciousness...

Remember, even at a Mensa convention someone is the dumbest person in the room!

Isn't it ironic that only intelligent people understand the meaning of "ignorance is bliss"?

Worry is a misuse of the imagination.

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it's true.

It's too bad that ignorance isn't painful.

Mankind must put and end to war before war puts an end to mankind.- John F. Kennedy

A little wisdom never hurt anyone? Tell that to Socrates - Harvey Danger, Pity and Fear

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for enough good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

'If I could do one thing with the world, I'd turn the entire human race into empaths. Make everybody feel everyone's pain. If we could all truly empathize with each other, there would be an immediate end to most human misery. Famines would stop as rich countries fall over themselves to send aid...'

98% of the population is asleep. The other 2% are staring around in complete amazement, abject terror, or both.

A conservative is a man who sits and thinks. Mostly sits. - Woodrow Wilson

All truth goes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Then, it is violently opposed. Finally, it is accepted as self-evident.

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who is not a socialist at 16 has no heart, but anyone who still is at 32 has no mind.

Assassination is the extreme form of censorship. - George Bernard Shaw

Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta. - Brian Aldiss

Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.

Education is the best defense against the media.

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is. I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat. - Rebecca West, 1913

I read a report that said the typical symptoms of stress were eating too much, drinking too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Who are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.

If homosexuality is a disease, can I call into work 'gay'?

If some unemployed punk in New Jersey can get a cassette to make love to Ella McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.

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