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When your own wording just won't cut it. Your tongue cleaves to your pallette, and your hands start sweating... You need Quotes from Coolsig! Sage signatures from those in the know...

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is. -Will Rogers

Jean's a nice girl. So she likes girls and not guys. Some people like cats and not dogs. Frankly, I'd rather live with a lesbian than a cat. -Sophia, The Golden Girls

And God, I promise... no more sex with anybody... unless they really, really, need it -Rue Macalahan as Blanche, The Golden Girls

When we long for a life with no difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds, and diamonds are made under pressure. -Peter Marshall

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again. -Mary Pickford

It all started with a badly timed bald joke. -Colin Mochrie

You can lead a horse to water, but, a pencil must be lead. -Stan Laurel

Times fun when you're having flies. -Kermit the Frog

"A career is a wonderful thing, but you can't snuggle up to it on a cold night." - Marilyn Monroe

"A group of psychologists say they have discovered twenty-three different body language indicators that show whether or not a person is lying. If you would like to see all twenty-three at the same time, they recommend taking a guided tour of the White House." -Conan O'Brien

"A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there."

"A woman's body is a work of art. A man's body is a utilitarian. It's for gettin' around. It's like a Jeep." - Elaine on Seinfeld, on why men shouldn't walk around naked.

"Big Brother is watching." -George Orwell (1984)

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." -Charles Schultz

"Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise." -some dead guy.

"Ever notice that 'What the hell' is always the right decision?" -Marilyn Monroe

"God is dead." - Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead" - God

"Great spirits often meet violent opposition with mediocre minds" -Albert Einstein

"How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question', people?!?" -Alex Trebek

"I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." -Britney Spears

"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom." -Bob Hope

"I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners." -Jeff Stilson

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