Coders and techies will enjoy these. Heck, only real coders will UNDERSTAND them...
I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem.
Code so clean you could eat off it
I'm having a problem here. Do I put the serial number in the box that says 'serial number,' or do I put it in the box that says 'company'? - Oh, those poor tech support people
Why geeks like computers: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep.
20 goto Hell
2 * 3 * 3 * 37 : The prime factorization of The Beast
665.9238429876 - Number of the Pentium Beast
A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1...
A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Campbell
A computer scientist is someone who, when told to 'Go to Hell', sees the 'go to', rather than the destination, as harmful.
A core dump is your computer's way of saying "Here's what's on my mind, what's on yours?"
A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. - Doug Linder
A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.
A nerd is someone whose life revolves around computers and technology. A geek is someone whose life revolves around computers and technology, and likes it!
A program is a device used to convert data into error messages.
A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer.
ACK and you shall receive.
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
And God said "Let there be light." But then the program crashed because he was trying to access the 'light' property of a NULL universe pointer.
APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.
Application has reported a 'Not My Fault' in module KRNL.EXE in line 0200:103F
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Back when I was a boy, we carved our own IC's out of wood.
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