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Westley: "Why can't I move my legs?" Fezzik: "You've been mostly dead all morning" Inigo: "Well what kind of an excuse is that?" Fezzik: "Go easy on him. He's had a hard day."

When their numbers dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.

When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.

You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their heads. Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here! - Dr. Evil

You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.


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