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The sigs are orphans. They have no category. Poor things. What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. He that has no children brings them up well. Sex is evil, evil is sin, sins are forgiven, so sex is in! Sex is like a pizza... when it's good, it's great. When it's bad, it's still pretty good! Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. Sex is only dirty if it's done right. Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. To all you virgins... thanks for nothing. Women's breasts are like Electric Train Sets: They're meant for kids, but usually it's the fathers who wind up playin' with them. Absolute zero is cool. Down with gravity! "I'm through with working! Working is for chumps!" "Son, I'm proud of you. I was twice your age before I figured that out." - Bart and Homer Simpson. "The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man! Let's see... don't tattle, always make fun of those different from you, and never say anything unless you're completely sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do." - Homer Simpson "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems" - Homer Simpson 'Come family, Let us all bask in tv's warm glowing warming glow.' -Homer Simpson Here are your messages: You have 30 minutes to move your car. You have 10 minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have 30 minutes to move your cube. - Homer Simpson's answering machine. If you don't like it, go to Russia. - Homer Simpson Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -- Homer Simpson Marge Simpson: 'I'd get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.' Homer: "Yeah, then we'd get the chair." Marge: "That's not what I meant Homer!" Homer: "It is Marge, admit it." Marge: Remember, Homer - men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Homer: Oh, sure! I get the planet with all the monsters! Some day you'll thank me for all this scary love. - Homer Simpson The moon belongs to America. - Springfield Elementary Educational Film (Simpsons) Trying is the first step towards failure ~Homer J. Simpson~ You tried your best and you failed miserably, the lesson is never try. - Homer Simpson "ram disk" is NOT an installation procedure. Go to page previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 next The folks who created Coolsig want to help you stop procrastinating and get more done in much less time. Sign up below and we'll send you our Free Report right away. |
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