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The sigs are orphans. They have no category. Poor things. Top 3 reasons to live in Quebec: Everyone automatically assumes you are an jerk, you can make bets with your friends on which English speaking neighbor will move out first, and you can blame all your problems on the Anglos. Top 3 reasons to live in Saskatchewan: Cruise control takes on a whole new meaning, your province is really easy to draw and you never have to worry about roll-back if you have a standard. C H _ _ C H ... it's just not the same when UR not in it, is it? Confused? Instructions available at your local Catholic church. (Billboard in Tampa, FL) Does the road you're on lead to my place? - God Don't MAKE me come down there. - God God wants spiritual fruits - not religious nuts. - Beacon, NY Have you read my #1 best-seller? (there'll be a test) - God Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. - God. Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage! - God Need directions? - God Sign broken. Message inside. Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place. - on a church billboard in Clarksville, Delaware. What part of 'Thou shalt not' didn't you understand? - God You think its hot HERE? - God A cat is an attitude wrapped in fur. Carpe diem - Seize the day, Sharpe diem - Seize the wrinkle dog Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people they think it's their fault. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. Every time I feel the urge to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Mark Twain I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer Haiku - 'To write a poem with seventeen syllables is very diffic...' Go to page previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 next The folks who created Coolsig want to help you stop procrastinating and get more done in much less time. Sign up below and we'll send you our Free Report right away. |
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