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The sigs are orphans. They have no category. Poor things. A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. It said: 'Insert disk 3...' but only 2 fit in the drive. Of course my password is the same as my pet's name. My macaw's name was Q47pY!3, but I change it every 90 days. Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it - and get a new one every six months. You can lead a user to the manual, but you can't make him read. A toast to bread, for without bread, there could be no toast. Today's Computer Science lecture will be conducted entirely through the medium of interpretive dance. - something I've always wanted to hear but never will. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes! One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs. They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen witch... do it and die." They say when you talk to God it's called prayer, but when God talks to you it's schizophrenia. - Fox Mulder "Life is suffering. Once you learn to accept that life is suffering, life will cease to be suffering." - Sidhartha Gatauma Buddha Birth, life, death. Repeat as necessary. Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. That was Zen. this is Tao. The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook. True Zen means sitting quietly in the right posture. Zen means setting the mind at rest, concentrating intuition and reasoning together. Zen is not some special state, it is our norm. - Taisen Deshimaru Go to page previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 The folks who created Coolsig want to help you stop procrastinating and get more done in much less time. Sign up below and we'll send you our Free Report right away. |
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