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The sigs are orphans. They have no category. Poor things. Seen at a swimming pool in Spain: "Welcome to our OOL. Theres no P in our Pool, help us keep it that way." Information Superhighway: A rough whimper of insanity. As busy as one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest. As confused as a baby in a topless bar. I'm so broke I can't even pay attention. A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him. A pile for everything and everything in its pile. Cleanliness is next to... impossible! Cold pizza: the generic breakfast. Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding. This morning I looked down at my unmade bed and decided that it was art in another medium and I should not destroy it. 666 ... 999 The quotation marks of the Beast. A person who can't lead and won't follow makes a dandy roadblock. Accomplishment is often deceptive because we don't see the pain and perseverance that produced it. Education is what you get from reading the small print, experience is what you get from not reading it. Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement. - Fred Brooks Granted, Mr Wheeler's ideas are stupid and unreasonable, but he does own the company and I think we should go along with him... Half the failures in life result from pulling in one's horse when it is leaping. He that is afraid to shake the dice will never throw a six. I don't mind the rat race, but I could do with a little more cheese. If the first person who answers the phone can't answer your question, it's a bureaucracy. If you owe the bank $ 100 and you don't have it, you have a problem. If you owe the bank $ 100,000,000.00 and you don't have it, the bank has a problem. If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. Impossible: Something that nobody can do until somebody does it. Go to page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 next The folks who created Coolsig want to help you stop procrastinating and get more done in much less time. Sign up below and we'll send you our Free Report right away. |
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