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The sigs are orphans. They have no category. Poor things. Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen Money isn't everything, but it keeps the kids in touch... Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. The workers at the mint went on strike today to make less money. To be rich is not the end, but only a change of worries. Whoever said money can't buy everything didn't know where to shop. Why do banks charge you a 'non-sufficient funds fee' on money they already know you don't have? You can't buy happiness - but at least, if you have money, you can be miserable in comfort. No one expects the Spammish repetition Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Chaotic Evil means never having to say you're sorry. e, s, s, s, n, e, e, nw, get chest, se, n, d - Sound familiar? I'm not God, I'm your GM. Consider me your angel of Murphy. A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening. Barbie doesn't come with Ken, she comes with GI Joe. She just fakes it with Ken. She offered her honor. He honored her offer. And, all night long it was honor and offer. The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. I don't use my conscience as my guide... it's more of a creative consultant If I could put Time in a bottle, how would I read the articles? Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up and some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes. The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Two maggots fought in dead Ernest. When I'm good, I'm good, when I'm bad, I'm even better! - A Marine Why is it that people with closed minds always open their mouths? According to the NRA, you're allowed to carry armor piercing bullets if you're a hunter. WHY??? How many deer wear a bullet proof vest? Or is there just one big one out there goin, 'I'm ready for yo ass'? - Robin Williams Go to page previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 next The folks who created Coolsig want to help you stop procrastinating and get more done in much less time. Sign up below and we'll send you our Free Report right away. |
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