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The sigs are orphans. They have no category. Poor things. The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the oil. Sometimes it gets replaced. There are 3 types of people in the world, those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what just happened. There are three dimensions to credit cards, length, width and debt. There are two secrets for success: 1. Don't reveal all your secrets To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy. To get a loan from a bank you have to first prove that you don't need one. To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. - Mark Twain Triumph is 'oomph' added to try. A bird in the hand is worth four in Canada after the exchange rate. A newcomer to Vancouver arrives on a rainy day. She gets up the next day, and it's raining. It also rains the day after that, and the day after that. She goes out to lunch and sees a young kid and, out of despair, asks, 'Hey, kid, does it ever stop raining around here?' The kid says, 'How should I know? I'm only 6.' Drink Canada Dry! You might not succeed, but it *is* fun trying. How they decided on the spelling of Canada: "hmm ... How about a C, eh? Then an N, eh? and then a D eh?" If the women don't find you handsome, they had better find you handy. - Red Green Some people say we're a funny country. but in order to survive living in close proximity to the USA, we NEED a sense of humour. There's a Canadian for ya, Let em take their clothes off and they're happy. - Bogart in 'Across the Pacific' , 1942 There's this play going in Vancouver right now.. it's called.. *drummroll please* 'Up Your Ass'. Well I read a review of it and the reviewer said the best thing about the play was being able to call up ticketmaster, and say 'I'd like 2 tickets to see Up Your Ass'. - Vandal They skate in Canada. How hard can it be? - Boy meets world Top 3 reaons for living in BC: Weed, 1.5 million people and two bridges, a university with a nude beach. Doesnt that say it all? Top 3 reasons for living in Alberta: Top 3 reasons to live in Manitoba: You wake up one morning to find you have beachfront property, You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood and you can pass the time watching barns and cars float by. Top 3 reasons to live in Newfoundland: If you do something stupid you have a built-in excuse, If Quebec separates you will float off to sea, and you can understand Great Big Sea's lyrics. Top 3 reasons to live in Nova Scotia: The local hero is an insane, fiddle playing, sexual pervert, and it's the only place in North America to get bombed in the war by a moron who set a munitions ship on fire. Top 3 reasons to live in Ontario: You live in the center of the universe, lots of tourists come to Toronto because they mistakenly believe its a cool city, and Mike Harris (basically a sober Ralph Klein). Top 3 reasons to live in PEI: Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big-ass bridge, You can walk across your province in half an hour, and you can confuse American ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night. Go to page previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 next The folks who created Coolsig want to help you stop procrastinating and get more done in much less time. Sign up below and we'll send you our Free Report right away. |
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