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The sigs are orphans. They have no category. Poor things. I'm warning you - if you kill me, they'll just send 008. "Hold onto sixteen as long as you can. Changes come around real soon make us women and men." - John Cougar Mellencamp "There is no rhyme or reason, only a sense of completion, and in your eyes I see the missing pieces I'm searching for." - Savage Garden In the end, only kindness matters." - Jewel Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them keeps paying for it. - Peggy Joyce It takes two to make a marriage: A girl and her mother. Famous last words: What does this button do? This email has been brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department. Why did the mermaid wear seashells? Because the D shells were too big. A fool and his money are soon in office. All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. Democrat: Give us your money. We'll solve your problems. Republican: Give us your money. We'll ignore your problems. Libertarian: Keep your money. Solve your own problems. How did a fool and his money GET together? I hope that after I die, people will say of me: That guy sure owed me a lot of money. - Jack Handy I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back. - Jack Handy I wish the buck stopped here. I could use a few. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? If money could talk, it would say, "Goodbye." It takes more money to amuse today's children than it took to educate their parents. It's a good thing money can't buy happiness. We couldn't stand the commercials. Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours. Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places. Money is a good servant, but a bad master. Go to page previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 next The folks who created Coolsig want to help you stop procrastinating and get more done in much less time. Sign up below and we'll send you our Free Report right away. |
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