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When your own wording just won't cut it. Your tongue cleaves to your pallette, and your hands start sweating... You need Quotes from Coolsig! Sage signatures from those in the know...

What if this is as good as it gets? -Jack Nicholson in "As Good as it Gets"

When asked by a reporter what she wore to bed, Marilyn Monroe replied, "why! Chanel Number 5 of course."

When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box in the back yard. Eventually I was an only child. - Steven Wright

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner. - Lynda Montgomery

You know what would be great? If you figured out what infinity equalled, then you'd be famous. Until some idiot comes by and adds one. - So sayeth Fyre

You really CAN have everything, you just can't have it all at the same time. - Mindy (Mork and Mindy)


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