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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. -Mark Twain

Common sense is that layer of prejudices which we acquire before we are sixteen. -Albert Einstein

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy. - Peter De Vries

Contempt for the things people choose of their own free will is, at its heart, contempt for free will. - James Lileks (09/21/01)

Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training. - Anna Freud

Did you ever notice that "What the Hell?" is always a good decision?- Marilyn Monroe

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Mark Twain

Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult. - Edmund Gwenn's last words

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers (1879-1935)

For many years I was a self-appointed spectator of snow storms and rain storms, and did my duty faithfully, though I never received one cent for it. -Thoreau

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. - Ellen DeGeneres

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. --Voltaire

I don't laugh in death's face. I tend to make belittling comments and snigger behind death's back.

I don't really enjoy sex. I just pretend I do to get girls to sleep with me. - Byron Alley

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could. - Orson Welles

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve immortality by not dying. - Woody Allen

I feel I cannot successfully express myself without the use of profanity and vulgar and colorful language. - Shaun Lochhead

I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

I had to stop drinking alcohol because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass. - Robin Williams

I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence. - Edgar Allen Poe

I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart. - Anne Frank

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