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When your own wording just won't cut it. Your tongue cleaves to your pallette, and your hands start sweating... You need Quotes from Coolsig! Sage signatures from those in the know... 'When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.' -posted on a Tennessee highway 'When you got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.' -Charles W. Colson 640 Kilobytes of computer memory ought to be enough for anybody. -Bill Gates, 1981 A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by. -Christopher Morley A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines. -Frank Lloyd Wright A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. -Winston Churchill A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. -Robert Frost A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. -Zsa Zsa Gabor A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. -Oscar Wilde Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. -Stephen Butler Leacock All that is necessary for the forces of evil to take root in the world is for enough good men to do nothing. -Edmund Burke Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well-informed about the United States. -J. Bartlett Brebner Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can. All of them make me laugh. -W.H. Auden And if you give us any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your nightdress. -Basil Fawlty And the sea will grant each man new hope, as sleep brings dreams of home. -Christopher Columbus. Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. -Oscar Wilde Applause is the spur of noble minds, the end and aim of weak ones. -Charles Caleb Colton As the island of our knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance. -John Wheeler Being right too soon is socially unacceptable. -Robert A. Heinlein Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously! -Nietzsche Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self. - Cyril Connolly Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving words in evidence of the fact. -George Elliot Brevity is the soul of lingerie. -Dorothy Parker Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving. -Penn Jillette Children should neither be seen nor heard from... ever again. -W. C. Fields Go to page previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 next The folks who created Coolsig want to help you stop procrastinating and get more done in much less time. Sign up below and we'll send you our Free Report right away. |
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