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Ever failed a personality test? Been turned down for a job, even after the interview? If so, maybe you need to know more about yourself. You must not be expressing the inner YOU well enough. Whenever you're not sure of yourself, Coolsig is. Simply insert the below info about you directly into application forms, resumes, etc. The possibilities are endless.

I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.

I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you.

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

I'm serious. It was a joke.

I'm taking Lamaze classes. I'm not having a baby, I'm just having trouble breathing.

I'm the leader. Which way did they go?

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

I've always wanted to be somebody. Next time I'll be more specific. - Lily Tomlin

I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.

I've got a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.

I've gotta be me - everyone else was already taken.

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

If I only had one tooth, I think I would brush it a real long time.

If I want your opinion... I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

If love makes the world go 'round, why can't I save a few bucks and get it to run my car?

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

If the universe is expanding, why can't I find a parking space?

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "cut it out!"

In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full, what matters is whats in it, and if it tastes good!

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.

Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I

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