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Ever failed a personality test? Been turned down for a job, even after the interview? If so, maybe you need to know more about yourself. You must not be expressing the inner YOU well enough. Whenever you're not sure of yourself, Coolsig is. Simply insert the below info about you directly into application forms, resumes, etc. The possibilities are endless.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.

I can resist everything except temptation.

I date this girl for two years - and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name.'

I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion, I'd be irresponsible too.

I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

I don't have a big ego, I'm way too cool for that.

I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.

I don't like to lose be bearings, so I keep them in a cabinet by my bed.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

I figure I'm pretty good with the B.S. but I love listening to an expert. Keep talking.

I filled out an application that said 'In Case Of Emergency Notify:' I wrote 'Doctor'... What's my mother going to do?

I finally realized what I should have done with my life. I should have been a consultant, specializing in hindsight.

I go to bed early. My favourite dream starts at nine.

I hate to spread rumours, but what else can you do with them.

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.

I have an 8-track mind in a DVD world.

I have an open mind - it's just closed for repairs.

I have kleptomania. When it gets bad, I take something for it.

I have no problem with you talking to yourself, just as long as it doesn't turn into an argument.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. - Andy Rooney

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