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Ever failed a personality test? Been turned down for a job, even after the interview? If so, maybe you need to know more about yourself. You must not be expressing the inner YOU well enough. Whenever you're not sure of yourself, Coolsig is. Simply insert the below info about you directly into application forms, resumes, etc. The possibilities are endless.

I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

I just got lost in thought... It was unfamiliar territory.

I know exactly what I think about all this, but I can never find words to put it in. Maybe if I get a little drunk I could dance it for you.

I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.

I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people that annoy me.

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.

I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

I love defenceless animals, especially in a good gravy.

I may be inconsistent, but not all the time.

I may rise, but I refuse to shine!

I need my sinuses like I need a hole in the head.

I never watch Sesame Street, I know most of that stuff.

I once thought I made a mistake, but I was wrong.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights. Now it looks like I'm the only one moving.

I say no to drugs, They just don't listen...

I snore. I don't care. I don't have to. I'm ASLEEP.

I started out with nothing... I still have most of it.

I stayed in a really, really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

I think I've found the trouble with our economy. There are far more ways to get into debt than there are to get out of it.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

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