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Aahhh, religion, sensitive topic that it is. I wasn't sure if I ought to have a section for religious sigs... but 'Someone' suggested it might not be a bad idea. Who's to argue? Make God laugh - plan for the future. Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right. Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much. -- G.K. Chesterton No amount of belief makes something a fact. No God, no peace. Know God, know peace. On an atheist's tombstone: Here lies an atheist. All dressed up and no place to go. Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic... Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. Religion is for those who fear hell, Spirituality is for those who have been there... Sects, sects, sects. Is that all you monks ever think about? Sign on a church: "We aren't Dairy Queen, but we have great Sundays!" Sometimes we turn to God when our foundations are shaking, only to find out it is God who is shaking them. Sorry I missed church, I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian. Sudden prayers make God jump. Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion. The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep. The Scriptures are shallow enough for a babe to come and drink without fear of drowning and deep enough for theologians to swim in without ever reaching the bottom. - St. Jerome There are two kinds of people: those who say to God: Thy will be done, and those to whom God says: All right, then, have it your way. - C.S. Lewis There is no room for God in my world. Probably why he has a nice place of his own. There once was a time when everyone feared God and the Church reigned supreme... it was called the Dark Ages. They think, therefore I am. - God To YOU I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. Want to talk to God? Send Him some kneel-mail. When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly realized that I was talking to myself. When we talk to God it's called prayer. When God talks back it's called schizophrenia. Go to page previous 1 2 3 4 5 next The folks who created Coolsig want to help you stop procrastinating and get more done in much less time. Sign up below and we'll send you our Free Report right away. |
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