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Aahhh, religion, sensitive topic that it is. I wasn't sure if I ought to have a section for religious sigs... but 'Someone' suggested it might not be a bad idea. Who's to argue? Beware of the Vampire Jesus - He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back now! Blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. Can priests turn other food into God, or only those little cookies? Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Pfeiffer Confession without repentance is just bragging. - Rev. Eugene Bolton ERROR 666: Armageddon detected. Please restart universe and try again. Every time someone predicts the date of the end of the world, God pushes the date back a little, just to be funny. First Prayer you should say: 'Dear God, I know you know everything, and I know that you know that I know that you know everything. So, you must know that I'm thankful for life... so I hereby say that I shouldn't have to spend my nights on my knees saying my thoughts to someone who already knows what I think. So this is my last and only prayer... it's either that or get me a damn kneepad.' Freedom *OF* religion includes freedom *FROM* religion. Give me some of that old-time Religion...HAIL ZEUS! God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. God said it. I believe it. That settles it. God: Whew! I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth. Angel: What are you going to do now? God: I think I'll call it a day. Here's to the sun God, He sure is a fun God, Ra, Ra, Ra How do we know God doesn't change his mind as much as we do? I always liked working with the Priests that drank the wine during mass. They were the easiest to work with. I am an agnostic pagan. I doubt the existence of many gods. I am ready to meet my maker. Whether or not my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays. I disbelieved in reincarnation in my last life, too. I don't care WHO you are, you're not walking on the water while I'm fishing. I don't mind Jesus. It's his fan club I can't stand. I saw the light. I turned it off. I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time. If atheism is a religion, then "bald" is a hair color. Go to page previous 1 2 3 4 5 next The folks who created Coolsig want to help you stop procrastinating and get more done in much less time. Sign up below and we'll send you our Free Report right away. |
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