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Why is there a section just for bumper sticker sigs? People send 'em in, so they need a home! Bumper Stickers is one of the fastest growing sections on Coolsig!

Single Women Can't fart, They Don't get A**holes till they Marry.

Smile, I could be behind you! - on Police Motorcycle license frame, Visalia, CA

So many pedestrians, so little time!

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

Supporting America's Militant Agnostics... we don't know, and you don't either.

Take my advice, I'm not using it anyway.

The ability to speak several languages is valuable. The ability to keep one's mouth shut in one language is priceless.

The kids drive me crazy. I drive them everywhere.

There are no short-cuts to any place worth going.

There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.

They couldn't repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder.

To keep your kids safe: Love them at home, belt them in the car.

Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.

Unless you're a hemorrhoid, GET OFF OF MY ASS!

Vote Republican - it's easier than thinking.

Wanted: Overnight Meaningful Relationship

When in doubt, poke it with a stick.

Where are we going and what am I doing in this handbasket?

Why am I the only person on earth who knows how to drive?

Witches' Parking - All others Toad.

Woman make great leaders, you're following one.

Work harder: Millions on welfare depend on you.

YES this is my truck. NO I wont help you move.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

You go on ahead, I'll see you at the next light.


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