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Why is there a section just for bumper sticker sigs? People send 'em in, so they need a home! Bumper Stickers is one of the fastest growing sections on Coolsig!

Do not wash this car. It is undergoing a scientific dirt experiment.

Don't Annoy The Crazy Person.

Don't Laugh, your daughter may be in here.

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

Don't piss me off - I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Don't run your fingers over my truck and I won't run my truck over your fingers.

Don't rush me. I'm on my way to work!

Don't steal, the government hates competition.

Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker.

Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get.

Drive defensively - buy a tank.

Drive it like you stole it!

Driver carries no cash: He's married!

Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember...

Earth first! (We'll strip-mine the other planets later)

Even though this is a stupid bumper sticker, you're squinting to read it.

Forget About World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

FREE TIBET! (with the purchase of a 44 oz. drink).

Go with God. (my car's full...)

God is coming [and is she pissed]

Hang up and drive!

Have Clutch, Will Roll Backward

Help beautify our dumps. Throw away something pretty.

Honk if a part falls off


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