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Sigs for those sad, pitiful folk (like your humble webmaster) who spend way too much time in front of a monitor, when they could be in front of... a much bigger monitor! Hehe, Is the net your home? These are for you.

There is an old saying that if a million monkeys typed on a million keyboards for a million years, eventually all the works of Shakespeare would be produced. Now, thanks to Usenet, we know this is not true.

Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind - boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. - Gene Spafford,1992

Yo' momma's .sig is so big, she's got to use a full screen editor just to edit it!

You know when you've been online too long when...You say BRB because you're going somewhere.


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