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Coders and techies will enjoy these. Heck, only real coders will UNDERSTAND them... Fine, fine, everything is fine. But using your GUI's breaking my mind! Change this, don't change that, can't you redesign!!! (to the tune of 'read the signs') Finish the project. We'll buy you a new family. Found in the OpenGL header file for Visual C++ 6: 'typedef GLint int '. AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!! [Don't get it? You're not a C programmer.] Frequent lock ups are a symptom of not enough memory but only in the way that nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head. Geek by nature, Linux by choice! Give me one good compiler and I can redesign the world. God is real... unless declared an integer. Hey! It compiles! Ship it! Historically speaking, the presence of wheels in Unix has never precluded their reinvention. - Larry Wall I feel like a genocidal maniac when emacs asks me if I want to kill 10789 characters. I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife. I read the FM, and it didn't work. I thought I had a back-up, but she refused to type it in again. ICMP: The protocol that goes PING! If computers were a religion, I'd be the Pope. If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce today would cost $100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once every few weeks, killing everyone inside. If the Start Windows Restart when Windows starts check box is checked Windows Restart will start automatically every time Windows is started. - Actual excerpt from a windows program help file If you declare love, what identifier scope does it have? Intel: We put the 'um...' in Pentium. Let's face the obvious. Yesterday we were nerds. Today we're the cognitive elite. Let's conquer. - Chester G. Edwards Life is like an Adventure... BUT COOL GRAPHICS Life's unfair - but root password helps! Linux renders ships, NT is rendering ships useless. Linux: Because rebooting is for adding new hardware. M.C.S.E :- Minesweeper Consultant & Solitaire Expert Go to page previous 1 2 3 4 5 next The folks who created Coolsig want to help you stop procrastinating and get more done in much less time. Sign up below and we'll send you our Free Report right away. |
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