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Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars I thought 'Where the hell is the ceiling?'
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts!
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
My mind has always been my Achilles heel.
My phone number is 17. We got one of the early ones.
Of all the things I've loved and lost, I miss my mind the most.
Of course I can keep secrets--it's the people I tell them to who can't keep them.
Of course I'm arrogant. The best usually are.
Optimists may say the glass is half-full, and pessimists may say the glass is half-empty. Well, I say the glass is too damn big!
People say I'm a bad influence. I say the world is already pretty messed up - I'm just adding to it.
Personally, I've always thought of a chaperone as a person too old to make the team, but still in there intercepting passes.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Some day my ship will come in, but with my luck, I'll be at the airport.
Sometimes I think well. And sometimes I think: Oh well...
Sometimes when it's quiet, I can hear my brain cells die.
Tell your little voices to SHUT UP! I can't hear mine...
Thank you for trying to sell me something I don't want, but I don't have any surplus hostility to vent. Could you please come back at a worse time? Thanks.
That which does not kill me... will be the basis for my revenge.
The closest I came to perfection was when I wrote my resume.
The only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. Although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it, either. So what I am left with is the memory of having learned something very wise that I can't quite remember.
There comes a moment in everyone's life, and I've had plenty of 'em.
There is an angel inside of me whom I am constantly shocking.
They told me taking over the world would never be easy, (in a tearful voice) but... they never told me it would be this hard!
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