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I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm you.
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
I'm serious. It was a joke.
I'm taking Lamaze classes. I'm not having a baby, I'm just having trouble breathing.
I'm the leader. Which way did they go?
I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
I've always wanted to be somebody. Next time I'll be more specific. - Lily Tomlin
I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won.
I've got a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
I've gotta be me - everyone else was already taken.
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
If I only had one tooth, I think I would brush it a real long time.
If I want your opinion... I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
If love makes the world go 'round, why can't I save a few bucks and get it to run my car?
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
If the universe is expanding, why can't I find a parking space?
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "cut it out!"
In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full, what matters is whats in it, and if it tastes good!
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I
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