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Ever failed a personality test? Been turned down for a job, even after the interview? If so, maybe you need to know more about yourself. You must not be expressing the inner YOU well enough. Whenever you're not sure of yourself, Coolsig is. Simply insert the below info about you directly into application forms, resumes, etc. The possibilities are endless.

I tried to wrestle my demons once... but they used too many illegal holds.

I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.

I used to be Snow White... but I drifted.

I used to have a handle on life. Then it broke.

I used to have a photographic memory, but it was never developed...

I used to use cliches all the time but now I avoid them like the plague.

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.

I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned. They put the squeeze on me, said I couldn't concentrate. You know, same old boring rind over and over again.

I want to live forever or die in the attempt.

I was going to be a police officer, but I decided to finish high school instead.

I was going to change the world but I couldn't find a babysitter.

I was sitting in the lap of luxury - and then luxury stood up.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul of the guy next to me.-Woody Allen

I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "the whole time."

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time' so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.

I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio, I think: Hey, maybe I wrote that.

I'll listen to logic and reason when it comes out on CD.

I'll never be satisfied until I'm too smart for my own good.

I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.


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